one time I was holding a fart while getting a handjob. Scariest experience of my life.
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one time I was holding a fart while getting a handjob. Scariest experience of my life.
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i remember when i was younger i got some of that chewing gum that gives you an electric shock and asked my aunt if she wanted some and she said “it looks like one of those electric shock ones” and i ran away crying because she had it all figured out
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I don't give a shit about you or anything else, fuck off.